Ludacris "Hoes" Map

A coworker sent this to me this afternoon, and I thought it was absolutely hilarious:

http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/254-ludacris-rap-map-of-us-area-codes/

This is Just Hilarious

Sorry, but this is just hilarious.

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2008/02/elephant_sex_crime_at_sydneys_1.html

Mikulski

I just wanted to tell the Senior MD Senator that she sucks.

Senator Mikulski, you suck.

Why?

'Cuz Yahoo! told me so.

Do I Have a Crush on Barack Obama Too??

While I know that this debate has happened since last year, I'd like to re-open it. I think I may have a crush on Barack Obama.

Never in my life have I ever been so titillated by a living politician. I believe in this man.

Can we all say a prayer for Obama?

Super Bowl

Hopefully people watched the Super Bowl. If you did, what was your favorite commercial?

Some of the ones I liked:

-T-Mobile w/ Barkley and Wade
-Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian preview
-Squirrel eating a nut and almost getting hit by a car and screaming (did anybody else notice that the passenger was the "cootie queen" from the Orbit commercial?)
-The AMP energy drink commercial w/ the fat kid from "Salute Your Shorts" dancing to "Push It"

More Britney?

I'm not a huge fan of Britney Spears by any means. Nevertheless, I am not a fan of delirium either. That child needs help, and her family needs to stop profiting from her lunacy. That's all I have to say about that...

Global Language Group

Okay, so during my last 40 unproductive minutes of work, my co-workers shared with me this info: I can take free foreign languages classes at GW! Why didn't I know this sooner? Anyway, anyone in the D.C. metro area may be curious about how to take foreign language classes (short classes, once a week, MANY MANY MANY languages). Here is the link:
Global Language Group, and here are the languages available.

I Need a Natural Tan

I could almost swear that the paler I get, the darker my profile picture gets. Something ain't right. I haven't been to a beach since the summer of 2006!

If I Go to Korea, However Will I Get My Cheese?

On the topic of randomness, this falls at #1 today.

Okay, so I'm contemplating going to Korea to teach English. I know this sounds weird, but one of my biggest concerns is lactose-related. Anyone who knows me knows that I love to eat, and that I love to eat CHEESE. Next to socks, monkeys, the environment, and human rights stands my love of this dairy byproduct. How will I get my cheese if I go to Korea??

Does anybody know?

Heath Ledger

When my mom told me yesterday, I actually got a little sad. What? Heath Ledger died???

It's amazing because he was one of the few young actors I respected. He took challenging roles, stayed out of the media spotlight for the most part (and it didn't help that he was a good looking man).

I just pray that it wasn't suicide.