More Britney?

I'm not a huge fan of Britney Spears by any means. Nevertheless, I am not a fan of delirium either. That child needs help, and her family needs to stop profiting from her lunacy. That's all I have to say about that...

Global Language Group

Okay, so during my last 40 unproductive minutes of work, my co-workers shared with me this info: I can take free foreign languages classes at GW! Why didn't I know this sooner? Anyway, anyone in the D.C. metro area may be curious about how to take foreign language classes (short classes, once a week, MANY MANY MANY languages). Here is the link:
Global Language Group, and here are the languages available.

I Need a Natural Tan

I could almost swear that the paler I get, the darker my profile picture gets. Something ain't right. I haven't been to a beach since the summer of 2006!

If I Go to Korea, However Will I Get My Cheese?

On the topic of randomness, this falls at #1 today.

Okay, so I'm contemplating going to Korea to teach English. I know this sounds weird, but one of my biggest concerns is lactose-related. Anyone who knows me knows that I love to eat, and that I love to eat CHEESE. Next to socks, monkeys, the environment, and human rights stands my love of this dairy byproduct. How will I get my cheese if I go to Korea??

Does anybody know?

Heath Ledger

When my mom told me yesterday, I actually got a little sad. What? Heath Ledger died???

It's amazing because he was one of the few young actors I respected. He took challenging roles, stayed out of the media spotlight for the most part (and it didn't help that he was a good looking man).

I just pray that it wasn't suicide.

American Idol

So, I've started my internship, still working at AT on the weekends, and I'm almost finished up with this online class at UMD. You can imagine that I'm, at the very least, extremely busy. B/C of this, I have had little time to myself :-( Anyway, I actually got to watch TV last night to take my mind off of all things relevant, and due to the writer's strike, it seems that the only things remaining on television are re-runs and reality shows. Of course I'm a bit of a reality junkie.

So last night, I watched American Idol. You know, it's just beginning and the auditions are really the best part of the show (especially since the past few seasons have royally sucked. Anyway, let me give you my top 3 faves from last night.

#1-Black Borat

This guy was absolutely hilarious. I have known many Egyptians over the years, and none have sounded like this guy. This guy sounded like a dude impersonating what he thought an Egyptian might sound like, thus creating a Borat-esque personality. My favorite line was when he said that this chick "made sexy face" at him hahaha Classic. He seemed sweet, but of course he sucked. They never really show how weird the good singers are until later in the show...

#2-Slave Spiritual Reviver

I really think that this guy was "special." Therefore, I'm not going to laugh at his singing voice. I'm not going to laugh at the fact that, as his job, he gives tours around Philadelphia looking like Tracy Morgan's character on "30 Rock" when he was going to make a Thomas Jefferson film when he found out his was his ancestor. I'm not going to laugh at how the judges couldn't control his laughter. I'm not going to laugh at the fact that he was singing old Negro Sprirituals (such as "Let My People Go" and others). I'm also not going to laugh at the fact that he sang two of them. I guess that doesn't leave me with much to laugh at...

#3- Alexis, the Pothead

I have to say that this raving lunatic made a special impression on me, not because she "smelled like incense" (according to lame-o Ryan Seacrest), or that she gave Simon the finger and told him to kiss her [blank]; nay, it is for the simple fact that she actually wasn't a bad singer. She had a great rock voice, and a great first name, I must add. Her problem was that she needs serious counseling. The poor thing is in some hippie comm college, I'm sure, studying to be a vet, living in a studio apt with her mom and her 5 pets. She was smothered in glitter, and Simon said she looked like Willem Dafoe. I felt bad for her, because she had a great rock voice, like I said, but I know the judges just thought she was a freak. Oh well.

Least favorite from last night? The self-deprecating "Star Wars" chick who genuinely STUNK UP the tv screen. She was horrible. No other word to describe it.

Did anyone else watch it last night?